Get to know Bilbo
Born to a card hustling mother and a loan shark father in 1974 Bilbo was destined for great things in the finance world. By third grade he was grifting class mates out of their lunch money, by high school and college it was their parents mortgages. The man is as dangerous with a calculator as Mike Tyson is with his hands. Employed by one of the largest national bangs his notoriety has done nothing but grow. He single handedly caused the most recent recession and popped the housing bubble personally. It was done for nothing but spite and personal gain. That’s why we love him at SBB. With a keen attention to detail and debauched soul he keeps all of our spending in check and the bar raking in the dough.
Don’t let his hard exterior and gruff mood fool you. Bilbo has a softer side to him as well. What started as a Beanie Baby craze (he made six figures off those alone) has morphed into a full blown My Little Pony obsession. Bilbo can be found at all the conventions with his other Bronies (male My Little Pony Fans) dressed up and holding court as his favorite character Rainbow Dash. When he is not working hard at Suck Bang Blow he making sure the next MLP convention is set to blow people’s minds.
So next time you are in the bar ask for the keys to the basement and we may even let you down there to meet the legend himself. Bilbo is truly the heart and soul of SBB.